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July 17, 2019

TERRORISM ALERT

Sushi ingredient is spontaneously combusting, causing restaurant fires

(Thanks to B'game)

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Because you've always associated fine dining with compost piles.

This will be marketed as "self-cooking" any day now.

Wisconsin sushi? Yum! Pick some at 7-11.

Log made by space aliens observing our planet:

"Humans have an odd tendency for regression. They developed fire long ago, and let's not forget the invention of the fork. Then they start eating raw fish with wood sticks. Perhaps the sushi fires we introduced will teach them to cook their food."

I'm with LePet. Sushi looks good...if it were cooked.

Cue the theme music.

Tuned out at “ .. dense piles ... “.

I saw Spontaneously Combusting Sushi open for Hootie and the Blowfish.

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