TERRORISM ALERT
Sushi ingredient is spontaneously combusting, causing restaurant fires
(Thanks to B'game)
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July 17, 2019
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Because you've always associated fine dining with compost piles.
Posted by: Clankie | July 17, 2019 at 10:47 AM
This will be marketed as "self-cooking" any day now.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 17, 2019 at 11:07 AM
Wisconsin sushi? Yum! Pick some at 7-11.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | July 17, 2019 at 11:15 AM
Log made by space aliens observing our planet:
"Humans have an odd tendency for regression. They developed fire long ago, and let's not forget the invention of the fork. Then they start eating raw fish with wood sticks. Perhaps the sushi fires we introduced will teach them to cook their food."
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 17, 2019 at 11:34 AM
I'm with LePet. Sushi looks good...if it were cooked.
Posted by: LeDud | July 17, 2019 at 12:20 PM
Cue the theme music.
Posted by: fractalist | July 17, 2019 at 01:15 PM
Tuned out at “ .. dense piles ... “.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby. | July 17, 2019 at 06:42 PM
I saw Spontaneously Combusting Sushi open for Hootie and the Blowfish.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | July 18, 2019 at 10:03 AM