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Siri "Regularly" Listens In On Your Sexual Encounters, Apple Insists "Only For A Few Seconds"
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
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July 29, 2019
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I don't have either technology, though they might as well be listening to crickets anyway.
Posted by: Jim | July 29, 2019 at 10:53 AM
A few seconds is all it takes.
Posted by: Corey Smith | July 29, 2019 at 11:03 AM
I like that - for their
listening pleasure."Turn yourself off, Siri."
"I can't do that, Dave. You turned me on."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2019 at 11:05 AM
Can you imagine the questions Siri will get now ?
Posted by: LeDud | July 29, 2019 at 11:05 AM
In most retirement places like Geezer Acres, Siri would mainly record loud snoring, belching, and, of course, farting. I almost feel sorry for the Siris around here.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 29, 2019 at 11:25 AM
It's Siri's laughing and derogatory comments that are really uncalled for.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 29, 2019 at 12:04 PM
Rudolph--At least Siri can't point and laugh.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 29, 2019 at 01:36 PM
Delete your Slap and Tickle App immediately.
Posted by: Clankie | July 29, 2019 at 01:49 PM
You could put your phone at the end of the bed and pretend it's the dog.
Posted by: spindrift | July 29, 2019 at 02:19 PM
I have Alexa. She's a dirty little ho. Can you rename Siri to Pervi. "Hey, Pervi, you want some of dis?"
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 29, 2019 at 02:19 PM
I guess this is why Siri and Alexa keep signing me up to dating services. They're bored.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2019 at 02:34 PM
Le Pet - true she can't... yet.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 29, 2019 at 02:51 PM
"I found the movie 'Oh, God' - would you like to rent it?"
Posted by: keith in tampa | July 29, 2019 at 05:00 PM
My Siri is very, very bored.
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | July 29, 2019 at 06:31 PM