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July 29, 2019


Siri "Regularly" Listens In On Your Sexual Encounters, Apple Insists "Only For A Few Seconds"

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)


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I don't have either technology, though they might as well be listening to crickets anyway.

A few seconds is all it takes.

I like that - for their listening pleasure.

"Turn yourself off, Siri."

"I can't do that, Dave. You turned me on."

Can you imagine the questions Siri will get now ?

In most retirement places like Geezer Acres, Siri would mainly record loud snoring, belching, and, of course, farting. I almost feel sorry for the Siris around here.

It's Siri's laughing and derogatory comments that are really uncalled for.

Rudolph--At least Siri can't point and laugh.

Delete your Slap and Tickle App immediately.

You could put your phone at the end of the bed and pretend it's the dog.

I have Alexa. She's a dirty little ho. Can you rename Siri to Pervi. "Hey, Pervi, you want some of dis?"

I guess this is why Siri and Alexa keep signing me up to dating services. They're bored.

Le Pet - true she can't... yet.

"I found the movie 'Oh, God' - would you like to rent it?"

My Siri is very, very bored.

I'm pretty sure that you wanna know what are the best topics for informative essay! Here you go!

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