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July 24, 2019

SHOCKER

'Perverts in bushes' are ruining nude zone in Paris park, say naturists

(Thanks to St Ivie, pharmaross and Asher Scheiner, who says “No one could have predicted this.”) 

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"Some pervert's are bothering us perverts."

Didn't Perverts in Bushes open for Bananarama?

It looks like they are in the open (and altogether), not the bushes...

Isn't there something sort of wrong when "naturists" wear shoes?

The gendarmes will get to the bottom of this.

It's not so much the peeping, it's the pointing and laughing.

Perverts in the Park---

The silence of the birds is a warning they are coming
Waves of naked humans, shaking and jiggling
Like pale blocks of belly jelly they arrive
Dogs howl and butterflies fly away
When naked perverts to the park are coming

The naked perverts are often painted red or green
Leaking color like a cake left out in the rain
They're just a big pain
Soon snows will stop the waves of perverts
Birds can again sing until the coming of spring

@clankie - Inspecteur Clouseau did go there to investigate.

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