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I saw Great Pandemonium open for The Animals.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2019 at 05:04 PM
More snakes! More snakes! Washington D.C. or bust! If only we had found out earlier that this was all it takes.
Posted by: Rintinglen | July 28, 2019 at 05:55 PM
"The Pandemonium of the Snakes" would make a great working title for a Carl Hiaasen novel.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2019 at 07:25 PM
LP, or the follow up to O'Rourke's Parliament of Whores.
Translation is pretty sketchy. Clearly an ESL writing assignment.
In DC no one runs from snakes until the check clears. Lots of viperous professional courtesy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 28, 2019 at 07:46 PM
Their snakes are only in the ceiling? Where are the window vipers?
Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2019 at 08:12 PM
This will only work on Washington if we lock everybody in.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 29, 2019 at 08:42 AM
"According to an eyewitness who’s a workers of the Assembly, she disclosed that the complicated has for an extended whereas being left unattended to."
My new favorite sentence. Makes ya wonder what "the simple" is.....
Posted by: Veee | July 30, 2019 at 12:00 AM