RULE 1: STAY HOME
A Former FBI Agent Tells You How Not to Get Murdered on Vacation
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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If you keep scrolling down to the Advice You Need to Know Before Visiting New York City, they leave out one important thing. If you are walking in Midtown, Times Square, Fifth Avenue, etc.: WALK! If you want to dawdle, fine, but get out of the way of New Yorkers who have places to go and things to do. If you are in a group, DO NOT walk four abreast and block the sidewalk. And if you want to know how to get to Carnegie Hall...practice!
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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2019 at 10:30 AM
Don't let anyone get the impression that you're an FBI agent.
Posted by: Clankie | July 22, 2019 at 11:26 AM
How not to get murdered seems like a good self-help book.
My favorite reference guide was published several years ago by Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner as the 2,000 Year Old Man. It includes "How not to die and other good tips."
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 22, 2019 at 11:39 AM
"Lets take advantage that tourist over there using the filthy non verbal language with her dirty feet."
Posted by: man tom | July 22, 2019 at 11:50 AM
Le Pet and Jeff: that's why I always carry a bag of nectarines with me.
And I only travel when nectarines are in season.
Posted by: MOTW | July 22, 2019 at 11:55 AM
One key instruction is "Don't go to Australia".
Posted by: JG | July 22, 2019 at 12:42 PM
Why does he leave out the TSA?
Posted by: spindrift | July 22, 2019 at 12:49 PM
Next on the agent's list is telling us how not to get murdered at home.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 22, 2019 at 01:10 PM
Also helpful would be how not to murder someone, especially close family on long road trips.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 22, 2019 at 02:36 PM
“From the moment we pack our bags to landing on the tarmac of our destination, traveling offers feelings of pure ecstasy. ”. This guy has never flown coach.
Posted by: Skeeter “Aisle Seat or Die” Butts | July 22, 2019 at 04:18 PM
Walk softly and carry a big stink.
Posted by: Ralph | July 22, 2019 at 05:18 PM
I'm Thinking a Flame Thrower Drrone Might have some useful applications in this regard.
Posted by: Rintinglen | July 22, 2019 at 08:44 PM