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July 28, 2019

A Tennessee woman who stayed at a hotel in the state reportedly woke up Friday morning with a snake on her arm.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Steve K)

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Curiously enough, this was neither Australia nor Florida. Fake News?

Posted by: Rintinglen | July 28, 2019 at 05:50 PM

Lady, it was just a harmless little garden snake.
Now in Australia if you wake up to a snake on your arm and live, it should be acceptable to burn down the hotel.

Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2019 at 07:19 PM

Most places charge extra for that.

Posted by: wiredog | July 28, 2019 at 07:27 PM

But it had paid for the cab back to the hotel, so what the heck.

Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2019 at 07:29 PM

Sure it wasn't a sleazy Nigerian prince?

Posted by: Loudmouth | July 28, 2019 at 07:48 PM

A "garden snake?"

Or is this the Fox News version of a Garter Snake?

Since they recently called Costa Rica an island, is Fox even sure it was a snake and not a hose, which is much more likely to be found in a hotel garden?

Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2019 at 08:29 PM

On MSNBC, it was a King Cobra Boa Constrictor Rattle Snake Copperhead.

Posted by: OldPhil | July 28, 2019 at 10:24 PM

...who supported Trump.

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Posted by: Joson Froster | July 29, 2019 at 02:01 AM

It bore an uncanny resemblance to Al Gore.

Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 29, 2019 at 08:49 AM

the snake wants you to buy a research paper? I am confused.

Posted by: maryqos | July 29, 2019 at 09:22 AM

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Posted by: Judy | July 29, 2019 at 03:27 PM

Was it the famous "One-eyed trouser snake"?

Posted by: The Real Barry | July 29, 2019 at 05:32 PM

no, the snake bought a research paper and has sold it to the squirrels....

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