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July 25, 2019

‘PGAD’

Woman has uncontrollable orgasms triggered by potholes and escalators

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Welcome (or well cum) to Baltimore.

Jeannie C. Riley explained how sporadic a woman having uncontrollable orgasims can be with Harper Valley PGDA.

No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did
It happened just this way
The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PGDA.

Also: Macy's shoe sale ads.

Do NOT drive in Michigan. You'll never have a moment's rest.

This is what happens at age 61? No wonder the geezer bus is always full when it goes to Sears.

We've heard it's a rough road to paradise, but this is an unexpected twist.

In her day, I'm sure Shania Twain produced that effect in other concert-goers.

Rhymes with Egad!

She'll soon star in a new reality show as she drives around the country with Ozzy Osbourne.

I can kind of understand this happening with a pothole but what exactly is she doing on escalators to cause it?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/it_ain%27t_the_meat,_it%27s_the_motion
Ducking head zlap.

Nursecindy--I think it would depend on who is on the escalator with her.

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