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July 25, 2019


Here is one of many reasons.

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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My daughter's cat has tried to kill me several times, by cutting in front of my as I go down the stairs...I swear I heard him say, "Make it look like an accident".

When a cat is purring it's thinking "just stay calm and kill 'em when they sleep".

He's not alone. Here are several explanations.

I have two cats. One is the typical aloof-ignore-the-owner type. The other one, Milton, is a shoulder cat and always wants attention which is atypical feline behavior. He loves everyone, but is very fond of me. Yes, he walks in front of us like a porpoise. (My husband says Milton must just like to be kicked.)

There are probably people out there who would pay substantial money for a cat like that.

Nefli% is making an 8 part Mockumentary series about "Assassin Cat".

Obligatory: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...cat

There is a character in the book Catch-22 that had this problem.

There's a CPAP mask that would solve that problem.

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