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July 10, 2019


"She believed the male became upset because he then left the captain's seat while the boat was moving and jumped into the lake," the Macomb Sheriff's Office said in a news release.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)


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Their first date was going swimmingly until the guy started pushing to have sex. She informed him rather sternly that if he thought that would happen he could just go jump in the lake.

I've had a few dates where death would have been a welcome relief.
Well done, Le Petomane!

I wonder what Boaty McBoatface would do.

Sooo many possible comments - I'll just go with "She was pissed because before the left the boat, he left the captains seat up".

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