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Nothing says “natural protein source,” like “renewable electricity.”
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 17, 2019 at 11:14 AM
Since it doesn't contain any of the things that makes wheat taste like wheat, I'm betting it doesn't really taste "just like wheat flour".
Besides, flour is carbohydrate, not protein.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 17, 2019 at 11:14 AM
Add in some hot sauce and I'd try it
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 17, 2019 at 11:18 AM
Sounds like Stone soup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VQMVaD_LyQ
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 17, 2019 at 11:18 AM
On the plus side you might be able to charge your cell phone with the leftovers.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 17, 2019 at 11:21 AM
Is this the side dish for the self-lighting Sushi?
Posted by: JG | July 17, 2019 at 11:26 AM
"renewable electricity"? Sounds like leftovers to me.
Posted by: LeDud | July 17, 2019 at 12:11 PM
Solein Green?
Posted by: Detective Thorn | July 17, 2019 at 12:13 PM
Is it gluten free?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 17, 2019 at 12:22 PM
Teens in 1960s joked about "not running on sunlight" but this is ridiculous unless it's YUMMY and PRICED RIGHT!
Posted by: Ern Ramos | July 17, 2019 at 12:41 PM
Inspired by this lady, no doubt:
Posted by: tpdrjkt | July 17, 2019 at 01:37 PM
Sounds like my ex-wife’s cooking. The main ingredient in all her dishes was “microwave.” Truly, a woman to whom I would never say, “get back in the kitchen where you belong.”
Posted by: Skeeter “Hot Pockets” Butts | July 17, 2019 at 02:16 PM
Does it come in a can that you can squirt into your mouth like whipped cream or Cheez-Whiz?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: MOTW | July 17, 2019 at 02:41 PM
*SMACKS* Skeeter
Posted by: MOTW | July 17, 2019 at 02:41 PM
Food for robot ants?
Posted by: vaporsmith | July 17, 2019 at 04:51 PM
So will we have to order a big plate of nothing?
Posted by: 655321 | July 17, 2019 at 09:36 PM
Solein sounds like a close relative of Soylent....Green.
Posted by: Ruthenium | July 18, 2019 at 10:05 AM
Bet it tastes like chicken.
Posted by: John Sullivan | July 18, 2019 at 10:21 AM
Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch?
Posted by: Laurie Bobskill | July 19, 2019 at 09:23 AM