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Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 28, 2019 at 05:48 PM
Is this how they got The Pointer Sisters?
Posted by: Rintinglen | July 28, 2019 at 05:52 PM
Speaking for a friend who has considerable breasticals, we/ suggest anti perspirant and baby powder.. Baby powder has worked for babies for ages.
Posted by: Mikey123 | July 28, 2019 at 06:12 PM
A friend tells me this article explains his strangest date ever.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2019 at 06:44 PM
Ok, some scientists also recommend cooling mens round twins under there, too. Equal opportunity. Don't know what to do with that.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 28, 2019 at 07:40 PM
Summer Boob Sweat opened for Badfinger.
Posted by: OldPhil | July 28, 2019 at 10:27 PM
These were around back in 60's available at the concession during Elvis concerts.
Posted by: man tom | July 29, 2019 at 02:54 AM
Hmm...so you take them out of the freezer, which will create frost on them. When you put it on, your body heat will melt the frost, and it'll look like you have boob sweat. Not really an improvement.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 29, 2019 at 08:47 AM
Will the turkeys be done?
Posted by: 655321 | July 29, 2019 at 09:23 AM
Turkeys? Frozen turkeys? I think some radio station in Ohio bought them all.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 29, 2019 at 11:05 AM
How about a frozen bag of peas?
Posted by: Mikey123 | July 29, 2019 at 05:03 PM
Is DSBS actually a thing?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 29, 2019 at 11:38 PM