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July 28, 2019

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Polar Products, a company that specializes in hot and cold therapy, is fighting the dreaded summer boob sweat with freezable bra inserts.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Maybe not a Nobel, but certainly a Booby Prize nominee.

Is this how they got The Pointer Sisters?

Speaking for a friend who has considerable breasticals, we/ suggest anti perspirant and baby powder.. Baby powder has worked for babies for ages.

A friend tells me this article explains his strangest date ever.

Ok, some scientists also recommend cooling mens round twins under there, too. Equal opportunity. Don't know what to do with that.

Summer Boob Sweat opened for Badfinger.

These were around back in 60's available at the concession during Elvis concerts.

Hmm...so you take them out of the freezer, which will create frost on them. When you put it on, your body heat will melt the frost, and it'll look like you have boob sweat. Not really an improvement.

Will the turkeys be done?

Turkeys? Frozen turkeys? I think some radio station in Ohio bought them all.

How about a frozen bag of peas?

Is DSBS actually a thing?

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