« Previous | Main | Next »

July 11, 2019


Tanzanian president reportedly urges women to 'set your ovaries free' to help country's economy

(Thanks to MOTW)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Florida Man asks, "won't that lead to a lot of stray pets roaming the streets"?

I'm guessing this is basically the opposite of "tying your tubes", no?

The Free the Nipple Movement has been internalized?

Sting: " Free, free... Set them free..."

You know that tonight, somewhere, somebody's going to use this as a pickup line.

..and if they come back to you, they're yours. If they don't, they never were.

Lyrics by the President of Tanzania

"Over yon hills birds fly free
They have given up their ovaries, you see
It makes them lighter so they can fly free
Dinosaurs had two big ovaries to pack
They couldn't even dodge an asteroid
So they got whacked
Learn from history ladies, free your ovaries
And then you can see
What a wonderful thing it is
To have your ovaries soar."

“Women’s ovaries should never be used as a tool for seeking economic prosperity.” Someone has been keeping women in the dark about this.

The comments to this entry are closed.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise