HOW SLOW A NEWS WEEK IS IT?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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My theory is, who cares?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 23, 2019 at 09:47 AM
You're right. That is slow.
Posted by: C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin | July 23, 2019 at 10:12 AM
Some kid is incubating next semester's science fair project.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 23, 2019 at 10:14 AM
"It genuinely shook me to my core," said a man who hasn't watched the news, surfed the interwebs, used a phone, or left his apartment in ten years.
Posted by: MOTW | July 23, 2019 at 10:41 AM
"OK, Scotty. We all know how much you enjoy messing around with the transporter. But it's lunch time. Beam the next order from In-N-Out directly to the bridge."
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 23, 2019 at 10:43 AM
Maybe it's already been in and out?
Posted by: OldPhil | July 23, 2019 at 11:47 AM
I wouldn't touch one, either. In Texas, we consider anything from California an invasive species.
Unfortunately, the recent purchase of Texas' iconic (and of course, far superior) Whataburger by a company with "capital" in it's name (NEVER a good sign) means we'll have to work harder to find local alternatives when we travel.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 23, 2019 at 11:55 AM
“It genuinely shook me to my core,”
Considering the other pickles we're in, lettuce not worry about this cheesy story.
Posted by: Clankie | July 23, 2019 at 12:04 PM
" Boehm, who works as a creative director in advertising"
I think we have our clue, Watson.
Posted by: spindrift | July 23, 2019 at 12:18 PM
You know when you watched your buddies (what?) glue a coin to the sidewalk and then watch people try to pick it up? Well maybe this is the same game. Only food. Which is gross. However ...
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | July 23, 2019 at 01:46 PM
Where the heck is the FBI when you really need them?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 23, 2019 at 02:03 PM
Scramble the Joint Strike Fighters!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 23, 2019 at 02:25 PM
She goes in and out and in
And out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Posted by: man tom | July 23, 2019 at 02:27 PM
The Five Second Rule had expired.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | July 23, 2019 at 02:45 PM
Did it fall out of the Cadillac when they moved it?
Posted by: C. "SLOW Thunder Lizard" Robbin | July 23, 2019 at 02:59 PM
There are a lot of In-N-Out things to pick up on New York street corners...
(according to a friend that's been there).
Posted by: pharmaross | July 23, 2019 at 04:50 PM
Police called for a forensics squad, but before they got there a dog ate the evidence.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | July 23, 2019 at 05:54 PM