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July 09, 2019


Naked Wisconsin man arrested, says he was on ‘tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of acid’

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another way weirder and addicted, you bet.

And he can see for miles and miles and miles.

"Being reality challenged is no way to go through life son."

My brother (who would know, believe me), said that if he really had "tons and tons" he wouldn't have been coherent enough to express the sentiments.

How much is that on the Jerry Garcia Scale ?

- Clankie - Perhaps we should refer that question to Dr. T. Leary.

I appreciate his explaining, "that's what all those drugs are for." Curiosity has been keeping me up nights.

So if god dropped acid, would he see people?

Given his remarks, I'd say his estimate of the dosage it pretty accurate.

Q: What do you get when you mix birth control with LSD?

A: A trip without the kids.

Where do I get some?

This was kinda near one of those wonderful bonfire & tribal drum fests. I'm sure there's no connection. But someone did tell me a story (probably b.s., but...) about coming back from one such event with a baby food jar full of liquid LSD in his cupholder. He and his passenger were pulled over on suspicion of, well, everything. The state cop was almost done when he saw the jar, grabbed it and opened it, stuck his pinky in and tasted it. "Water, huh? You're lucky, I thought I had you for open intoxicants." And left.
The passenger asked, "Should we stick around to see if he's ok?"
The driver replied, "We have to go. NOW."

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