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July 23, 2019

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Passenger smashes laptop over boyfriend’s head on packed plane ‘because he looked at other woman’

This flight originated in Miami.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger And Jan in Grimsby)

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My eyes adored you though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes adored you like a million miles away from me
You couldn't see how I adored you
So close, so close and yet so far

Just a hunch but I bet she did not consult any ***** child.

She messed up the old saw: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

She thought it was "an Apple smashed over his head keeps the other women away."

This would be an easy mistake to make when alcohol is involved.

So, she's available? Asking for a friend.

"Wow. Do you by any chance have PMS, hon?"

*runs for the hills*

She later sued him claiming the laptop's files were badly fragmented after the incident.

*SMACKS* Jeff! (you can run, but you can't hide)

I wonder where this woman's graph point is on the "Hot vs. Crazy" matrix??

https://medium.com/writer-mom/im-not-buying-the-hot-crazy-matrix-719532abff3d

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