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July 10, 2019

DEAR GENDER-REVEAL PEOPLE:

Just stop.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, Bill Hudgins, Stan Ruth, pharmaross and Rod Nunley)

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In November last year, the US Forest Service released a video of an April 2017 party in Arizona, which sparked the Sawmill wildfire that burned almost 47,000 acres of land and caused more than $8 million in damage.

"Well, son, your mom and I divorced after a faulty gender reveal ate through our savings, potential retirement nest egg, and any college fund we were planning for you. And astonishingly, no one wanted to contribute to a GoFundStupidity fund to help me pay it off."

Maybe they'll name their boy Calvin and give him a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.

Even better were all the idiots standing and walking in front of the car. What could possibly have gone wrong?

As a science, plumbing the depths of silly is still in its infancy.

Einstein once said:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."

This quote is still proving accurate on a daily basis.

So we now know they have a baby male arsonist?

Usually these only reveal narcissism.

When did this even become a thing? I mean who gives a rats ass?

(Yes I'm over sixty, why do you ask?)

Don't worry, they won't be a thing much longer - no doubt they will soon become illegal, for being discriminatory or oppressive or something...

Maybe they will name their kid STU PID after his parents.

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