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July 27, 2019

COLOR US SHOCKED

Man in Overland tells cops he was drinking before he fired 115 rounds into trees in his backyard

(Thanks to Pauller and Mark Schlesinger, who says “The trees were asking for it.”)

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The best we can hope for is there were squirrels in those trees.

Definitely not a tree-hugger — more like a tree-mugger...

"Officer, I had to make sure my gun was operating properly before the start of squirrel season."

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