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July 17, 2019


Colombian man busted trying to smuggle cocaine under his wig

(Thanks to John Lobert, Peter Metrinko, Greg Snow, Le Petomane and Rick Day)


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"I'm Sy Sperling, President of the Hair Club for Men, with one of our popular new models, the 'Columbian D-Rug Lord'..."

" And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids. "

He gives new meaning to the term "cokehead".

drug enforcement agent McGoo spotted that one.

In his defense his instructions were to use his head when smuggling dope.

"You know, Guido, it's getting hard to find people with a head for smuggling coke."

Still one of the better toupees I've seen.

"Mountain grown Colombian cocaine is the richest kind."

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