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July 24, 2019

BOLO

Florida seafood company says someone stole 17,000 oysters

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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How do we know there ever were 17,000 oysters? Did someone count the oysters? Sounds more dramatic than saying someone stole 12 bushels of oysters.

Our criminal justice system at work.

The police have no leads. Everyone has clammed up.

Someone has a REALLY big weekend planned

Didn't Looted Oysters open for Hootie and the Blowfish?

Obviously it was The Walrus and The Carpenter.

we're gonna need a lot more hot sauce.

Also lemon, ImNotDave. And beer.

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