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July 17, 2019

BAGEL BITES SHOULD ALWAYS BE KEPT UNDER LOCK AND KEY

Springdale Man Assaults Employee With Box Of Stolen Bagel Bites

(Thanks to pharmaross and man tom) 

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Henceforth ordering Bagel Bites and Wendy’s online while under house arrest.

They definitely need to be kept out of untrained civilian hands.

New food warning label:

The FDA has determined that consumption of Bagel Bites
can cause severe side effects. Among these are an overpowering urge to slap people and hit them over the head with the box. Also laboratory tests on rats indicate Bagel Bites can cause an overpowering urge to eat haggis, sushi and lentils.

So one could say he was lox and loaded.
(thank you .. I'll be here all week)

Darn it MOTW. I was going to say that bagels should be under lox and key.

I invariably slap a woman when I got to Wendy's.

Roger Bridenolph ==>
Rhino groper bled
Bored Leghorn - RIP
Pled horror binge
Bring odor helper

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