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July 09, 2019

ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Naked man arrested in front of Wacko's Gentlemen's Club in Jacksonville

Police observed that Surber had swollen, bloodshot and watery eyes and was very incoherent, JSO says. Surber was also repeating "I have to go to the bathroom," according to the report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Well, he may not have fit the "Gentleman" part, but he was acting kind of wacko.

"Go wacko at Wacko's," might not be the smartest advertising these days.

Getting ready to announce his campaign.

"Swollen, bloodshot, and watery"...EYES?!

Do Yacko and Dot have their own clubs? (Animaniacs joke, sorry)...

TRUE STORY -- There is an AA meeting location within walking distance.

Police searched the area and were able to locate a pair of black shorts containing Surber's Florida driver's license and a pink iPhone on the ground.

"Pink iPhone?"

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