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July 17, 2019

BUT YOU CAN’T DRIVE IT

You Can Rent the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile on Airbnb This Summer

(Thanks to Judi)

ADVISORY

The corn is closed.

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OOPS

A woman in New Jersey got the kind of car wash she was not looking for when she hit the accelerator instead of the brakes at a car wash in Hackensack, sending her SUV plunging into the Hackensack River.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NOT OUR PLATE, IT WON'T

Food tech company Solar Foods says it has created a natural protein source from a mix of carbon dioxide, water and renewable electricity. And it could hit the consumer market -- and your plate -- sometime in the next two years.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

BAGEL BITES SHOULD ALWAYS BE KEPT UNDER LOCK AND KEY

Springdale Man Assaults Employee With Box Of Stolen Bagel Bites

(Thanks to pharmaross and man tom) 

SUDDENLY WE FEEL AN URGE TO LITTER

Locals stunned as council blows £74,000 on anti-litter mural that appears to show a pigeon having sex with a rabbit

(Thanks to Roberto and Ralph)

BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH REAL ANTS

A team of Swiss researchers with bugs on the brain has created an army of simple robotic "ants" capable of some impressive feats.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

TERRORISM ALERT

Sushi ingredient is spontaneously combusting, causing restaurant fires

(Thanks to B'game)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Metallica has written a children's book.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Back in the early days of the Rock Bottom Remainders, we had T-shirts that said "This band plays music as well as Metallica writes novels."

SEND THIS DRONE TO WASHINGTON

Man Uses Firework-Shooting Drone To Disperse Neighbor's Loud Party

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BUT IT LOOKED SO NATURAL

Colombian man busted trying to smuggle cocaine under his wig

(Thanks to John Lobert, Peter Metrinko, Greg Snow, Le Petomane and Rick Day)

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO LEGALIZE MIDAIR EJECTION

A few seconds into the clip the man begins to use his toes to swipe through film options on a touch screen television in front of him.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT'S EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA, WHERE ITS VALID (AND WATERPROOF) DRIVER'S LICENSE AWAITS

Giant jellyfish the size of a human spotted by divers off English coast

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 
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