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July 12, 2019

WE ARE HONORED

Trump approves federal declaration due to Barry

(Thanks to Deb Ross)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Things Got Slashy After Boyfriend Told Florida Woman He Was Too Tired For Sex

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Le Petomane)

‘HEAD-TO-TOE’

Worker falls into 8-foot tank filled with liquid chocolate

The Smothers Brothers had a song about this.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BOLO

San Luis Obispo’s police chief has issued a public apology after she left her gun in an El Pollo Loco bathroom Wednesday. When she went back to retrieve the firearm, it was was gone, and now the Police Department is looking for a man they suspect may have taken it.

(Thanks to Drake Larson)

IS THERE A (COUGH) PROBLEM, OFFICER DUDE?

TEEN DRIVER COULDN'T SEE THROUGH CLOUD OF POT SMOKE, RAMMED POLICE CAR

(Thanks to Sharon Chapman)

SQUIRRELS, DUDE

Who planted cannabis on the Vermont Statehouse lawn?

(Thanks to Ann and Ralph)
 

 
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