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July 10, 2019

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Florida man shows deputy his butt, then drinks a beer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY IMMEDIATELY PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Scientists reawaken 40,000 year old ancient worms frozen under Arctic Ice

(Thanks to The Perts and Janice Gelb)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY FIRST DATE

"She believed the male became upset because he then left the captain's seat while the boat was moving and jumped into the lake," the Macomb Sheriff's Office said in a news release.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

NO JURY WILL CONVICT HER

A Missouri woman was arrested Tuesday morning for allegedly firing a gun in the parking lot of a Kansas City DMV after witnesses say she became impatient due to the long lines.

(Thanks to John Lobert, John Criswell and Ralph)

WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE PHILIPPINE CONSTITUTION

Rider using cooking pot as helmet gets citation ticket

(Thanks to Ralph)

DEAR GENDER-REVEAL PEOPLE:

Just stop.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, Bill Hudgins, Stan Ruth, pharmaross and Rod Nunley)

THESE SUSPECTS TODAY

The suspect hid to avoid police, but apparently let out a fart so loudly, it gave up their hiding spot.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Steven Pudlo, Michael Parry, pharmaross, Jim Kenaston, Ann, Ron Henzel, Peggy, Peter Metrinko, Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas and Unholy Slacker)

 
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