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July 09, 2019

HOW MUCH IS THAT IN MICROGRAMS?

Naked Wisconsin man arrested, says he was on ‘tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of acid’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LIKE, WOOF, DUDE

Pot-laced poop getting Aspen dogs high

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE AT THE TIGGYWINKLES WILDLIFE HOSPITAL

‘Exotic’ bird was really just seagull covered in curry powder

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Not My Usual Alias)

ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Naked man arrested in front of Wacko's Gentlemen's Club in Jacksonville

Police observed that Surber had swollen, bloodshot and watery eyes and was very incoherent, JSO says. Surber was also repeating "I have to go to the bathroom," according to the report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CSI: OREGON

Police say a man broke into a Gresham home, ate a cupcake, put on a woman’s Christmas onesie, and brought his cat along with him to the crime scene.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

'YOU HAVE TO LEARN IT FROM SOMEONE MATURE'

Older female rhinos are sent in to help young male get horny

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Swiss aerial display team performs over wrong festival after losing its way

The Patrouille Suisse -- part of the Swiss Air Force -- had been due to put on a demonstration honoring the centenary of the Swiss aviation pioneer Oskar Bider, but instead treated visitors at a nearby yodeling festival to the high-flying display.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Ryan Jentzsch)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) — Police say a woman stole a vehicle after throwing a nonpoisonous snake at the driver, then crashed through barricades set up for a pole vaulting exhibition in a South Carolina city.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen and Jay Brandes)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Shopper finds Vladimir Putin’s face in a pack of steak from Aldi

This has been The News From Abroad.

Advisory: Unrelated racy photos (It's the Sun).

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

 
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