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July 02, 2019

'PASSENGERS MUST BE ALIVE'

Nevada trooper pulls over hearse traveling in HOV lane

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THIS COYOTE TO WASHINGTON

COYOTE SENDS CLEAR MESSAGE THAT HE DOESN’T LIKE CAMERAS

(Thanks to Ralph)

BRILLIANT

Diner goes viral for offering 'My Girlfriend's Not Hungry' option

(Thanks to nursecindy, who wants just a small salad with the dressing on the side)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?

Felon arrested at Baskin Robbins after accidentally dropping gun in view of multiple cops

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THIS MEANS WAR

A US Air Force A-10 accidentally dropped bombs on Florida after hitting a bird

(Thanks to Rick Day)

REST EASY, AMERICA

Wisconsin's 'serial toilet clogger' gets 150 days behind bars, three years probation

(Thanks to pharmaross, Peter Metrinko, Le Petomane, MOTW and Al Barkafski)

"I WAS LIKE 'GET OUT, GET OUT GET OUT!'"

Florida dad spots shark lurking near kids while taking beach photos with drone

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE SNAKE PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Woman run over by her own car after finding snake in glovebox

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY MEAL

20 diners at seaside restaurant fall into creek after dock collapses during birthday party

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

YOU'RE A HERO IN OUR EYES, DUDE

Man 'high on LSD' saves dog from imaginary house fire – police

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

WE NEED TO BAN DIPPING SAUCE CONTAINERS

Man Arrested For McDonald's Condiment Attack

(Thanks to Le Petomane, pharmaross, Matt Filar, DaninDallas and Not My Usual Alias)

FINALLY, SOME REAL NEWS

Man bites police dog in Manchester

(Thanks to poker and pharmaross)

DUH

Beer goggles really DO exist, study reveals

(Thanks to Greg 20/20 Snow)

DON'T DRIBBLE TOO FAR

Spanish club changes name to Flat Earth FC

(Thanks to Ralph)

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Superbugs: cockroaches becoming immune to insect sprays and nearly impossible to kill

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Mark Schlesinger)

Update: Hard-to-kill poop parasites that lurk in swimming pools on the rise, CDC warns

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Another Update: ‘Super strength’ lice are becoming immune to over-the-counter remedies

(Also thanks to DaninDallas) 

 
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