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June 30, 2019

WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SIGNAL YOUR TURNS

Road-raging elephants charge car off road at national park

(Thanks to John Lobert, who notes that the elephants had valid Florida licenses)

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Question: Where do road raging elephants go?

Answer: Anywhere they darn well want to.

Who are Road Raging Elephants opening for?

Hello, Elephant Insurance Company! How can we help you today?
Hello, I have a policy with you and need to file a claim.
Yes sir can you give me the details?
My car was damaged by a pack of elephants.
Yes sir this Is Elephant Insurance, what is the problem?
It's the elephants . .
Sir please hold on and I'll connect with the complaint department.
Ad Infinitum . . .

Road-raging elephants charge car off road at national park

Hmmmm...

If it was a Tesla, where would they manage to find the electricity?

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