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June 10, 2019

WE HOPE HE WASHED HIS HANDS AFTERWARD

Burger King employee filmed mopping table tops after cleaning the floors

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “I didn’t know they even cleaned the floors and tables.”)

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Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
This mopping 'method' does upset us
All we ask is that you let us
Barf on your floor

Okay, years ago, I'm driving cross-country, and near Cleveland, Ohio, there's a marquee that boasts, "World's Cleanest McDonald's". Intrigued, I stop in, and everything is immaculate. Pristine white and stainless steel. There is only one worker out front at the cash register; the kitchen is out of sight. As I approach the counter, I notice there is a string hanging out of the kid's pocket. I ask, "What's with the string?"
"Well, we are the World's Cleanest McDonald's, sir. I try to avoid getting my hands dirty, so I have this sanitized string tied to the keys in my pocket, and if anyone needs them, I simply pull them out with the string."
I'm impressed. But I notice another very conspicuous string, and I say, "Okay, but what's that string on your fly for?"
He smugly smiles and says, "Well, if I have to use the restroom, I pull the string to unzip my fly. I have another string on my [male appendage], and I pull it out to urinate."
"Okay, you use a string to pull it out; how do you put it back in?"
"Oh, I use the french fry tongs for that."

That kind of inoculation is expensive in a doctor's office.

Let's hope that they mop the restroom floors last!

I believe they call that Impossibly Clean.

Did anyone actually see any water in that mop bucket?

Florida again leads the nation; now it's mopping fast food restaurant floors and tables. Make that burger and fries order to go please.)

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