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June 30, 2019


Unfortunately our strict policy against making fun of names prohibits us from bringing you Today's Crime Report.

(Thanks to Roberto)


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He's hoping the prosecutor is Emily Litella.

Strangely, this story reminded me of what the wacked- out raven quoth to Edgar Allen Poe.

"Uh, like nevermind, dude."

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