TODAY'S CRIME REPORT
Unfortunately our strict policy against making fun of names prohibits us from bringing you Today's Crime Report.
(Thanks to Roberto)
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June 30, 2019
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He's hoping the prosecutor is Emily Litella.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 30, 2019 at 09:50 AM
Strangely, this story reminded me of what the wacked- out raven quoth to Edgar Allen Poe.
"Uh, like nevermind, dude."
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 30, 2019 at 07:35 PM