THIS IS WEIRD, BECAUSE WE SAW THE SEX-BINGE CICADAS OPEN FOR FUNGAL HALLUCINOGENS
Fungal Hallucinogens Send Cicadas on Sex Binges After Their Genitals Fall Off
(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Ralph)
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June 28, 2019
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Add this one to Headlines you never would have seen in the 1950's.
Posted by: Clankie | June 28, 2019 at 11:15 AM
You can't really make this stuff up can you ?
Posted by: LeDud | June 28, 2019 at 11:43 AM
Word of the day: Sporulation. So that's what they call it these days.
Posted by: Phil McAvity | June 28, 2019 at 11:46 AM
Microsoft should recruit this team of researchers along with the fallen genitals and free up time for people like Bill Gates to go on a sex binge and develop an actual working genital 'App'endage.
Posted by: man tom | June 28, 2019 at 11:47 AM
Ever think that scientists are just pervs making all this $#!+ up?
If you need me, I'll be in my garage, screen-printing "Flying Salt Shakers of Death - 2019 U.S. Tour" t-shirts...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | June 28, 2019 at 11:49 AM
1. Apendages fall off
2. They go on sex binges
I'm missing something.
Or they are, actually
Posted by: JG | June 28, 2019 at 12:12 PM
Today's question:
After a male cicada's genitals drop off, how is it possible for them to go on a sex binge?
Please keep your answers short and free from uncontrollable laughter caused by us posing this stupid question in the first place.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 28, 2019 at 01:44 PM
@JG and Le Pet - This phenomenon is possible because the female cicada, much like her human counterpart- the elusive Spotted Gold Digger, has evolved the skill to fake it.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | June 28, 2019 at 02:14 PM
Stix, I'm not sure how elusive the Gold Diggers are. There seem to be quite a few of them around.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 28, 2019 at 03:09 PM
Fungal hallucinogens sounds like Magic Mushrooms. Are we also in danger (..asking for a friend).
Posted by: Qaz | June 28, 2019 at 04:23 PM
Sex binges after the genitals fall off. Sure.(ha)
Posted by: Theresa | June 28, 2019 at 05:46 PM