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June 02, 2019


Florida man breaks into home claiming he was getting away from alligators, deputies say

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)


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There are stories that most cops can tell, and then there are the stories that Florida cops can tell.
Breaking into a house, grabbing ice cream, then breaking into a truck, and saying that he's looking for water because gators were chasing him ..
what plane of existence does this guy think he's on?

Here in Roswell, New Mexico we have no alligators so our crooks claim they were trying to get away from space aliens.

If crooks in Florida and New Mexico switched excuses, it might confuse the cops long enough for them to make a getaway.

In other news — Florida Gator Breaks Into Home Claiming He Was Getting Away From Humans.

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