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Pennsylvania man claims he planted bomb to warn police about aliens coming to destroy the world
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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June 26, 2019
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I suppose that’s one way to do that.
Posted by: Ruthenium | June 26, 2019 at 10:34 AM
And yes, you are free to go and Paul Revere the world.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2019 at 10:40 AM
Hey, he had to do SOMETHING to warn us, didn't he?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 26, 2019 at 11:07 AM
The local Roswell space aliens disavow any knowledge of David Oxenreider. They did advise him memorizing "Klaatu barrada nikto," but after seeing his mugshot they shook their heads and went to breakfast.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2019 at 11:12 AM
He's a little late. Aliens destroyed the earth in 1985. Ironically, because of our small talent for war.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 26, 2019 at 12:10 PM
David Oxenreider ==>
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Rev. Dandier Oxide
Divine Axed Order
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Posted by: MOTW | June 26, 2019 at 12:30 PM
The aliens had better hurry. We're doing just fine destroying the world ourselves without their help.
Posted by: Ralph | June 26, 2019 at 12:42 PM
Did the earth stand still at his arraignment?
Posted by: Not My Usual Klaatu barada nikto | June 26, 2019 at 01:02 PM
@Jeff - Paul Revere and the Oxen Riders? There was a rock band like that.
Posted by: Qaz | June 26, 2019 at 02:01 PM