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June 30, 2019

SHE SEEMS NICE

Florida woman who allegedly attacked ex with gun, machete, ADT sign smiles for mugshot

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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She looks friendly to me.

I have no doubt she will be a repeat offender. At least many Florida men hope so.

Who keeps a machete between their truck seats. I keep both of mine in the top of my bedroom closet. Much easier to get to in case of an emergency.

I noticed the article didn't have her phone number.

Relztionship tip # 3462: When she points a gun at you “earlier in the day,” eschew riding her around in your pick-em-up in the afternoon.

‘LOVE ALTERS NOT WITH HIS BRIEF HOURS AND WEEKS,BUT BEARS IT OUT EVEN TO THE EDGE OF DOOM.’ Willie S.

As my great grandmother Ethel said to me on her deathbed,
"Don't stick your d*** in crazy".

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