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June 14, 2019

PRESUMABLY LOOKING FOR THE KNIFE-OWNER

Gator with knife in head spotted swimming in Texas lake

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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"Don't Mess With Texas." Obviously, that includes our alligators.

"isn't in pain and could live with the knife in its head for some time." - 2020 presidential campaign slogan.

Is it 35 years old and born in the United States?

It's Alligator Dundee. "Knife? That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!"

That might be all that's left of the knife-owner.

Stabbing pain?

The alligator version of a man-bun.

In a related story, people have recently reported seeing a swimmer with alligator teeth stuck in his ass.

Ahab?

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