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June 24, 2019

NOT ALWAYS MAN’S BEST FRIEND

A man was reportedly sprayed in the face with a substance before a dog bit his penis in Croydon .

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Seems pretty clear what the substance was.

Hope it was a retriever.

Lawyer. Sir, would you please explain why your penis was in Croydon?

I had to look up GBH (grievous bodily harm) and, after reading the article, I have to agree.

Officials said the injuries were not life threatening. Some men here may disagree with that statement.

An old Gypsy fortune teller had warned him to stay away from Croydon or risk losing a valuable asset. He should have listened.

I think the dog may have been a COCKer Spaniel.

Old Yeller.

I saw Grievous Bodily Harm open for the Zombies.

The dog in question must have been a wiener dog.

The Admirable Croydon?...

@stix - there was a punk rock band in UK called GBH.

Qaz - I just Googled them after I read your post. Can't believe they weren't bigger, with album titles like "Perfume and Piss"

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