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June 14, 2019

MAYBE IT WAS MARSUPIAL NIGHT

Applebee's customer shocked to find opossum crawling under bar

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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Paging Granny.

I would be worried about the potential for underage drinking

Som resturants have live lobster on the menu, Applebees has opossum.
I assume it tastes like chicken. Let me know if it dosen't

Several years ago my daughter and I were dining at our local Applebee's when a knife fight broke out in the parking lot. Police were called and we found out later it was actually the cooks fighting it out. We got our meals for free!

Recently I discovered that the noise in the attic was coming not from squirrels, but from possums. They had eaten right through the roof to get in.

I feel certain they learned everything they know about home invasion from the squirrels.

I just returned from lunch at Applebee's. I made the extra effort to check my burger for opossum (lifted the bun and looked) before I bit in. No Opossum, but cheese was added without my authorization. I could have had the waitress.

Just skip the Chinese special for the next couple of days. That was a small opossum.

Just think of it as an organic roomba.

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