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June 02, 2019

IT WAS A GRADE IV

Man has erection for nine days after moped injury

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)

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ah sir, that's not an erection, you somehow seem to have gotten coat-hanger up your bum.

I saw Nine Days' Erection open for Third Eye Blind.

Coincidentally, he gained a number of new female friends during the nine days.

Nine days? Anyone remember being in high school? It seemed like it went on for 9 weeks...

Is that one the Saffir-Simpson, Fujita, or Richter scale?

There could be a song here:

"On the first day of my erection my true love gave to me, a six-pack of beer
On the second day of my erection my true love gave to
me, a big steak dinner
On the third day of my erection my true love gave to me, a long cold shower
On the fourth day of my erection my true love gave to me, my own bed
On the fifth day of my erection my true love gave to me, her sister's phone number
On the sixth day of my erection my true love gave to me, my own apartment
On the seventh day of my erection my true love gave to me, a gift certificate for a vasectomy
On the eighth day of my erection my true love gave to me, tickets to a Manilow concert
On the ninth day of my erection my true love gave me a lump on my head and a kick out her door
On the tenth day I had no erection, no true love, a headache, pain from the vasectomy and tickets to a Manilow concert

(Songs like this never have good endings)

Showing him a picture of Linda Sue Godejohn appeared to relieve some tension.

Le Pet: Can I have the Manilow tickets? A few of us here still appreciate good music and real talent.

* Before the wolf-pack jumps on me, how many hit songs have all of you had?

Grade IV? There's a grading system?!? (Other than the pleased look on her face, I mean...)

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