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June 02, 2019


Houston schoolbus driver charged with DWI blames it on bad doughnut

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Didn't Billy Bob Thornton star in BAD DONUT?

R-i-g-h-t .. ma'am, just what kind of donut was that?

That's a hard-looking 55. She looks like she has had more than donuts, IYKWIM

I think it was the bacon-n-bourbon eclair special.

Tommy Chong's doughnut shop can be iffy. A friend advises sticking with the brownies.

This is why I stay on the right side of the law. There is no way I want a close up picture like that put in the paper or here on the blog.

One officer at the scene described the arrest as, "a lot of wrinkles and twists yet to be ironed out, but in the end a very ugly situation when you look at it at face value."

As I was reading this, I started hearing Wierd Al singing "Another one rides the bus....."

"There is no such thing as a bad doughnut." - Father Flanagan

If bad mouthing doughnuts is allowed to continue soon they will be blaming the bagels.

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