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June 28, 2019

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Jersey is being terrorised by 100-strong gangs of feral chickens waking up locals and chasing joggers

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Where is Col. Sanders when you need him ?

Cry Havoc! And let slip the chicken chokers of war.

---From Shakespeare on Flathead Lake

Feral Chickens opened for Flock of Seagulls.

They're not just looking for a road to cross.

Oh, Jersey. I knew it wasn't likely to be New Jersey since the gangs of feral chickens have long since taken over.

Two words: Chicken Fry!

Why did the gang of feral chickens cross the road? Because the road crossed the gang of feral chickens.

Send in some Weasels and Ferrets and Goshawks.

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