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Posted by: Clankie | June 28, 2019 at 07:04 PM
Cry Havoc! And let slip the chicken chokers of war.
---From Shakespeare on Flathead Lake
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | June 28, 2019 at 07:10 PM
Feral Chickens opened for Flock of Seagulls.
Posted by: Ralph | June 29, 2019 at 12:15 AM
They're not just looking for a road to cross.
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 29, 2019 at 07:01 AM
Oh, Jersey. I knew it wasn't likely to be New Jersey since the gangs of feral chickens have long since taken over.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2019 at 09:37 AM
Two words: Chicken Fry!
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 29, 2019 at 10:26 AM
Why did the gang of feral chickens cross the road? Because the road crossed the gang of feral chickens.
Posted by: 655321 | June 29, 2019 at 01:28 PM
Send in some Weasels and Ferrets and Goshawks.
Posted by: Dragon boogers | June 29, 2019 at 10:25 PM