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That’s nothing. In the Army, our officers could stick their heads up their own @ss for 24 hours at a time.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | June 25, 2019 at 03:02 PM
They should just stick to drawing penises in the sky.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 25, 2019 at 03:17 PM
I never saw this in a JAG tv episode.
Posted by: LeDud | June 25, 2019 at 03:24 PM
A Florida ejection seat license is on the way.
Posted by: spindrift | June 25, 2019 at 04:05 PM
"p*****g"?
Should have dressed him in a red suit and asked where his reindeer are.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 25, 2019 at 04:06 PM
Reenacting a movie scene. Works better with an airplane.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 25, 2019 at 06:48 PM
"I feel the NEED.... to PEE!"
Posted by: padraig | June 26, 2019 at 09:15 AM
[Insert "early start to flue season joke here]
Posted by: Death Row Doc | June 26, 2019 at 11:15 AM