A LITTLE EARLY FOR TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY
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June 29, 2019
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I'd say more than "arr" if I had to eat asparagus. It's an affont to nature.
Posted by: wanderer"scurvyshorts"2575 | June 29, 2019 at 10:17 AM
Agreed. Tastes like polyethylene to me.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 29, 2019 at 10:37 AM
I hear they have some pretty good pairs too.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2019 at 10:51 AM
We had best skip the kumquats.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 29, 2019 at 11:09 AM
Banananananas 799 cents a pound
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 29, 2019 at 12:12 PM
You guys are taking a big chance making fun of it. You don't want it stalking you.
Posted by: spindrift | June 29, 2019 at 01:31 PM
The extra " r's " are gonna cost ya, tho.
Posted by: Clankie | June 29, 2019 at 01:59 PM
No deal unless they include a nice vinaigrrrrrrrrette.
Posted by: pegleg padraig the vegan vanquisherrrr | June 30, 2019 at 06:12 AM