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June 23, 2019

AND IN SPORTS

Bear halts Colorado marathon by crossing the road

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

NASA Rover on Mars Detects Puff of Gas That Hints at Possibility of Life

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Alternative headline: ‘Martians fart in the general direction of NASA Rover.’")

THE POKEMON PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

A man was arrested for drug possession while catching Pokemon at a Florida park. 

(Thanks to Ralph)

SURE

If You Want to See a 100-Snake Orgy, Book a Ticket to Manitoba

(Thanks to Mark Schlesnger)

CSI: JOHNSTOWN

Man shot himself in buttocks at Johnstown hookah lounge

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE DAY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

TACTICAL LANDING SEMEN AVAILABLE DOWN UNDER

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT MICE...

Missoula County Sheriffs respond to bear in Missoula home

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Janice Gelb)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GRAB YOUR SKIMMER AND GO

Man claimed meth was for filtering pools

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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