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June 21, 2019

THE PYTHON WAS THEN EATEN BY A SPIDER

Python swallows a crocodile

You know the continent.

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALL PART OF THEIR PLAN

German firefighters rescue squirrel stuck in manhole cover

Meanwhile we bet a squirrel-started fire was raging nearby.

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes, who says “He’s faking it.”)

‘THE MAN WAS VERY NONCHALANT’

Naked man tries passing through TSA checkpoint at Detroit airport

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE BEAUTY OF NATURE

A new marine worm discovered off the coast of Scotland has eyes in the back of its butt.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

WELL IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND THE LORD ARE FREE TO GO

Man says ‘divine intervention’ compelled him to pass note demanding $16,000 from Cleveland bank

(Thanks to Steve)

‘HE WOULDN’T GET DOWN, SO I SHOT IN THE AIR, AND HE REALIZED I MEANT BUSINESS’

Grandmother, 75, Holds Car Theft Suspect At Gunpoint Until Deputies Arrive

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

SO YOU CAN GET EVEN *MORE* SEASICK

World's first roller coaster at sea

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

GUYS WITH A LOT OF SPARE TIME IN ACTION

Guy Sets New Penny Pyramid World Record

(Thanks to John Lobert and Asher Scheiner)

BOLO

Authorities warn of big python on the loose in Alabama

(Thanks to Bob Brogan) 

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Mutant 'porn star' fleas with huge penises set to invade Sheffield homes this summer

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says they toured with Snoop)

THESE KIDS TODAY

Younger generations are growing horns in the back of their head

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger, Jay Brandes, asherzeligscheiner, Violet, Steve K and Allen at Division)

UPDATE: Tragically, this turns out to be fake news. Judi will be tracked down at her Secret Retirement Hideout and fired.

 
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