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June 18, 2019

GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM

Ants That Spill Out From Carry-On Bag Force United Plane Out Of Service

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Hayseed Tom and Allen at Division)

WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES

UK on 'high alert' over Asian hornets heading for Britain

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Ersin)

MIAMI SAYS: HOLD MY BEER

Over $1 Billion Worth Of Cocaine Seized At Philadelphia Port, U.S. Attorney’s Office Says

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THIS NEEDS TO BE OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY, AS A NATION

Deputies say a man had a meth-fueled attack squirrel. They need help finding him

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Hayseed Tom, Bill Hudgins, John Criswell, Ann, Ron Weil and Gordon Breault)

YIKES

Horror as giant octopus chases down and attacks scuba diver

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

HE’LL GET OUT ON A PEEL

Man jailed for carrying out bank robbery armed with a banana and Sainsbury’s carrier bag

(Thanks to Allen at Division and John Lobert)

HOWEVER FAR YOU ARE FROM AUSTRALIA, IT’S NOT FAR ENOUGH

Huntsman spider eats pygmy possum in Australia

(Thanks to John W. and Nigel Grout)

‘DOES YOUR CHILD’S FATHER HAVE WARRANTS?’

Topeka police apologize for tweet that asked people to turn in dads on Father’s Day

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DOG LICENSE

Stray dog ‘hijacks' patrol car, eats officer’s beef jerky

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

‘Men with dad bods are more attractive to women’ than guys with rock-hard abs

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Washington state waterfront owners asked to take dead whales

(Thanks to B’game, Bill Bishop, Ralph, Le Petomane and Mark Schlesinger)

WANT TO THROW UP?

Here you go.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

A FLORIDA MEDICAL-MARIJUANA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Woman who crashed into Edmond Ziggyz arrested for driving under influence of drugs

(Thanks to Mike Brake)

 
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