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June 12, 2019

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MEN AT WORK

Randy kookaburra fling ends with a bang, power out in over 1000 Perth homes

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

HE WAS FINALLY STOPPED BY A GUARD WITH A BANANA

A bank robber in Israel allegedly burglarized two banks last month by threatening bank tellers with an avocado he claimed was a grenade

(Thanks to Le Petomane and John Lobert)

 

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Miller Lite beer can is also a video game controller

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Kraft Introduces 'Salad Frosting' To Get Kids To Eat Vegetables

(Thanks to Rudolph)

AND IN SPORTS

Founded 10 years ago and inspired by Formula One and Le Mans endurance racing, the race sees teams of three battle it out on ordinary office furniture across two grueling hours to see who can complete the most laps of the 200 meter course.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE PRETZELS

Mishap At Brewery Floods Bear With Beer

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MONGO!

Man punches police horses after cops ask him to stop urinating in the street

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Mongo reference explained here.

‘DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!’

Bizarre video showing creature walking down a driveway sets social media abuzz, and some liken it to the Harry Potter character

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who says “All we know for certain at this point is that it has a valid Florida drivers license.”)

 

MAYBE THEY THOUGHT POLAR BEARS ATE PURINA POLAR BEAR CHOW

Polar bear eats a live duck at San Diego Zoo — and freaks visitors out

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says “Time for that Circle of Life talk, Mom.”) (Also thanks to Ann)

OR MAYBE JUST KEEP WALKING

This ‘zombie snake’ found in NC pretends to be dead. Be careful picking it up.

(Thanks to John Criswell, Kevin Smith and The Amazing Steve)

MAYBE IT’S TIME TO CALL IT OFF

Woman arrested for setting fiance's house on fire 5 times

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

ALTHOUGH OF COURSE D.C. IS NO. 1 IN BULLS**T

Iowa leads the nation in poop produced per square mile

(Thanks to Ralph and Rudolph)

CSI: SKOWHEGAN

120 whoopie pies are missing after fairground booth break-in

(Thanks to Ralph, Ann, DaninDallas and Rick Day)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Mom reveals how cheap granny panties ‘saved’ her life

(Thanks to B’game)

 
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