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June 04, 2019

A PERSON HAS TO STAND FOR SOMETHING

A woman pulled a gun on a man inside of a Mexican restaurant in Southeast Austin during an argument over who would be up next for karaoke just before 1 a.m. Sunday, according to an arrest affidavit.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says “She didn't want him to do ‘Don't Stop Believing’ again.“)

GUESS THE STATE

Deputies are looking for two would-be thieves who tried to rob an ATM machine with a blow torch, but ended up welding it together.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HOW THE DIDGERIDOO GOT INTO HIS BOXERS WE’LL NEVER KNOW

Man chases down intruder with didgeridoo wearing just his boxers

(Thanks to pharmaross and Andrew Mendez)

A JUNIOR (BUT VALID) FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Tesla sued after 2-year-old accidentally crashes Model X into his pregnant mother

(Thanks to Rod Nunley) 

IT IS NOT AN IDIOT

Footage shows horse refusing to enter McDonald's

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

DEDICATION

A Kentucky woman got two DUIs on the same day

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, John Lobert and Greg Snow)

ATTENTION, PEOPLE IN FLORIDA:

Stay out of the water.

(Thanks to many people)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

A FUMING wife bit her hungover husband's PENIS in an argument, after he refused to join her for breakfast.

(Thanks to Ralph)

ON ‘SALUTE TO COWS NIGHT’

Wisconsin Udder Tuggers Take the Field on June 20

(Thanks to Bryan in Colorado)

THE STORY DOES NOT EXPLAN WHY THIS HAPPENED

Family unhappy after Walmart graduation cake turns out to be Styrofoam

(Thanks to man tom)

ALSO YOU WILL NEVER NEED TO SLEEP AGAIN

Up to 25 cups of coffee a day still safe for heart health, study says

(Thanks to Steve K)

 
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