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June 02, 2019

IN THAT CASE, MA’AM...

Houston schoolbus driver charged with DWI blames it on bad doughnut

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SOMEBODY’S GONNA GET DETENTION

Critics say the speech given by Principal Kenny DeMoss at Parkersburg High School’s May 23 graduation ceremony was largely the same as a speech given by actor Ashton Kutcher in 2013 at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THE PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ARE ALLIGATORS *INSIDE* FLORIDA HOMES

Florida man breaks into home claiming he was getting away from alligators, deputies say

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

IT WAS A GRADE IV

Man has erection for nine days after moped injury

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)

 
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