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May 27, 2019


Do Snails Fart?

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)


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" a snail's bottom is right over its head "

Which begs the question: " Where is its nose ? "

Snails are fart-heads?

"Avalon, I've already answered your question."

"I have to go now and my mom says you are really stupid."

Dad snails always say "Pull my finger."

As a former malacologist, I can confirm that snails do not fart. They don't need to, because they smell bad all the time.

Gassy Mollusks WBAGNFARB.

Hey, who crop dusted me?


Hey, quit doing that!

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