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(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
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May 27, 2019
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" a snail's bottom is right over its head "
Which begs the question: " Where is its nose ? "
Posted by: Clankie | May 27, 2019 at 11:04 AM
Snails are fart-heads?
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 27, 2019 at 11:37 AM
"Avalon, I've already answered your question."
"I have to go now and my mom says you are really stupid."
Posted by: man tom | May 27, 2019 at 12:49 PM
Dad snails always say "Pull my finger."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 27, 2019 at 12:57 PM
As a former malacologist, I can confirm that snails do not fart. They don't need to, because they smell bad all the time.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | May 27, 2019 at 12:58 PM
Gassy Mollusks WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | May 27, 2019 at 05:22 PM
Hey, who crop dusted me?
Oh.
Hey, quit doing that!
Posted by: Paul | May 31, 2019 at 02:01 AM