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May 27, 2019


Toronto police find supposed gunman actually carrying a banana

(Thanks to Ralph)


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So theoretically, he was a " bananaman ", not a " gunman ".

This is precisely why Monty Python taught "How to defend Against Fresh Fruit."

Le Pet beat me to it.

Of course, had this been here, he would have been shot either way.

Is that a banana in your pocket etc...

You can laugh, but I hear it was a high capacity banana.

These should Never be in civilian hands!!!

They should be jailed without appeal.

Maybe he should get together with the chocolate syrup guy.
'Hey, sweet thing.'

Bring us a thong, you're the banana man
Bring us a thong tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

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